A2M is New Pornography

DO NOT shake AC Newman's hand. The motherfucker is nasty. I was in Austin last month at the SXSW Beggars showcase and watched that dude walk into the bathroom, take a leak, and walk right back out again. WITHOUT WASHING HIS HANDS. How many little indie rock wankers are bragging about how they met him that night? Little do they know that they basically stuck their hands down his pants.

Take him back Canada!